ok so...lets talk about my pick for this week. the verte/etnies collaborations of the ollie king and the jameson. verte is a clothing company started by my 2 close friends marc and tino razo. nyc skate legends.  if you skate and dont know who they are its because youre 7.

i had the honor of receiving a pair of each this week (free shit!!) and im quite impressed. for starters theyre both comfortable as fuck. doesnt hurt that they are pure hotness either. im not sure where you can get them. i think theyre available at your average skateshops if theyre still around.

but now that i think about it i think i feel a flashback coming on....

A long time ago,  on an avenue B far far away (before it looked like a college town.) tino razo and i were half naked in a shitty apartment with 3 swedish girls. when i say shitty i mean you could see the apartment downstairs through the whole in the floor. anyways, 2 of the girls were hot blondes and the 3rd was a hulking amazon brunette. in a corset. take a second...ok.  it seemed like we had set the tone for the night. topless. at least for the time being. the hard part was gonna be a. which blonde? b. getting rid of the brunette.

it starts getting a little loose in the place im drunk as fuck, tino's drunk as fuck the girls are close to being drunk as fuck and i decide that nothing gets the party started like a massage.  i pick the one i wanted to massage and it was on. of course the other one wanted a massage too so tino rose to the task. all was well my friends. i started to hear slight moans and knew that i was halfway there until...a voice cries out "who's gonna massage me?" it was the big one. i think everyone looked at each other like "damn".  i figured im gonna go ahead and take one for the team so that we can end up in a better position on the other side of this perilous venture im about to take....i like to think of the bigger picture.  so i decide to let tino off the hook and tell her to lay down and climbed on top of her. her back was pretty big. i mean, my back is pretty big. at least by my tailors standards. i started massaging her back and i turn around and tino is massaging the girl i had and the other one was like smoking and crying or something.  in my mind i was like "dammit! i knew this brolic bitch was gonna ruin everything!  i knew it!" i had to think fast. i just decided to be done. i told her my hands were hurting (because it was like massaging a table) but by then tino was already hooking up.

party over plus my buzz was leaving me. we decided to go to this party at red square so we get dressed and bounce. the party is whatever, i have a few more drinks and the big swede is like kinda going at me pretty hard. im getting drunker, shes gettin hotter, i gotta get the fuck outta here. i go around the corner to this bar spoon and she was right behind me. we start walking towards the back and i tell her i was going to the bathroom downstairs. "i'll go with you". by this time i'm like fuck it whatever. i tell her that dont need any help and when we get to the edge of the steps, she looks me dead in the eye and then whispers in my ear "I-LOVE-TO-SUCK-COCKKK!" then as she took a step she fell down the stairs. if youve ever been to spoon then you know thats like 20 stairs at least. she didnt fall all the way to the bottom though. luckily her foot got caught between the rail and the wall. so she was pretty much upside down with one leg stuck.

i wasnt quite sure what to do at that point, but being that im drunk and somewhat of a bad person i just started laughing hysterically at the top of the stairs. (i know, i suck). i went over to see if she was ok and she was all scraped up and shit. i helped her release her foot and she gave me the dirtiest look ever. i guess i deserved it but its a small price to pay for such a golden moment. i ran down to the bathroom and immediately started laughing again until i vomited.

so there ya go. go cop those vertes. marc and tino need the money. one.