Ok let me just say, for starters, Paul Newman was the muh-fuckin man in my book. I've seen Cool Hand Luke at least 80 times, seriously. To this day I still can't figure out how you end up in federal fuck-you-in-the-ass prison for knocking over parking meters. Rest in peace man. I feel like "fuck sneakers" this week, to be honest with you, theres a lotta shit that went down this week. I'm a little thwarted so to speak...

...but since I know 'defcon' will call me at like 11am, I figured I'd just hand something in.  First off, Geoff Rowley has a new shoe coming out with Vans. Every shoe he's had thus far has been the motherfucking shit. This one is fuckin the shit outta the mother as well if you ask me...

Nike has a new hot ass Terminator.

Also the Boba Fett sb Dunks.

I'm mildly on the fence about these. I'm sure the appeal will be that they're hard to get. Whatever. my shit for this week is the Jordan 1 high Retro Laser. YES! 

Can't wait to cop a pair of these, pure heat. Probably pretty hard to get. Not sure when they come out but you can get them now for like $300, what recession?

Speaking of....fuck John Mccain. Really brah? Really? Postpone the debate? Pick a running-mate that you dont know anything about? You're starting to make W. look like a good choice and that bitch had an earpiece in during his debate (wtf was with the backpack?) Anyway, I have two heroes this week. One is David Letterman who murked Mccain on the Late Show the other night, it was amazing, just watch the clip...

The other is true "real nigga" of the news, Jack Cafferty, who totally bodied Sarah Palin on live television.

I've already learned that the popular vote doesnt mean shit in a presidential election but I still feel good when these people get called out. Palin could get it but she would hafta get hate fucked. Bowling ball steez.

By the way, big up to my cuz Jaleel from Tv on the Radio who played on Letterman the same night that Bill Clinton and Chris Rock were on. Chris called Bill out for not even mentioning Barack's name once When I saw it, as a democrat it was pretty fucking offensive. I've always liked you Bill but eat a dick. Cafferty, you had me at hello. 

Did you happen to catch the debate?  Is it me or was Mccain squeezing the fuck outta that pen? 

Two more to go.