Dear Despot,

how do i become more gutter?

-Makena

In order to become more gutter, one must first become less ungutter. A popular method that worked very well for me is to walk around collecting rainwater and fallen leaves and sticks. You will then become truly attuned to the state of being what we know as gutter. Perhaps have yourself cleaned out periodically as well so you are a superior and high functioning gutter.

 With Islands

Lots of GREAT shows this week!

Tonight catch Despot and friends rock all three levels of the Knitting Factory....

(Check above flyer)

Thursday Check out Yak Ballz in MA, Flyer below ...

Chin Chin at Webster Tonight, Lif gets interviewed, Junk Science in Brooklyn? 

TONIGHT at the Studio in Webster Hall Chin Chin plays a show at 9:45!! Details are Here, prepare for the ultimate monday night dance party!

Today we bring you news of the NY Scribble Jam preliminary winners!! Thanks everyone who came out last night, Junk Science ripped it up and Blockhead made some tough desicions. 

Annnnd the winners are...

In the category of MC : Storyville

In the category of Producer: Drips

Despot 'answers' a myriad of your most pressing questions. If you want Despot to answer YOUR question please send it to defcon@definitivejux.net, using 'ask despot anything' in the subject line.

A new week begins...

Summer is here!

Tis Thursday!